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搞笑一刻还没吃饭吗那我请你啊

发布时间 2019-08-22 19:48:13 阅读数: 4 作者:

"为什么?

和闺蜜一起谈论将来嫁个什么样的老公?其中一个态度十分坚决地说:"我非当兵的不嫁;"我们不解地问,"二货闺蜜说这你们就不懂了吧!"因为他在部队不仅学会了洗衣做饭,更重要的是他学会了服从命令;"看待问题是在是犀!

我相信每个人都有绰号吧!

二货老公摸到了痘痘,

那个年代我们家里小孩多;我排名老七。大多数人都叫我七妹。有人叫我七姑娘。这些我都不说:也有人叫我七仙女的;奇葩的是居然有人叫我3吨半,你们知道是什么原因吗?原来是叫我七千金。七千斤不就是三吨半吗?身上长了颗很大的痘痘晚上好不容易把娃哄睡!找机会和老公亲热:

拿手机照着。

把我翻过来,

晚上遛弯在公园长椅上坐了一会儿,

强迫症犯了。进行到一半。居然停了下来,给痘痘挤掉了4。两条腿共计收获红包七个,奇痒无比穿着运动裤的老公幸灾乐祸"让你不听话非要臭美穿。

回来后看到交警正在拍照准备贴罚单;

一旁的交警说:

丝袜是裤子吗?那玩意儿勒出的网格在蚊子眼里就是一块块诱人的红烧肉,有天傍晚;剩女同事车临时停路边去拿个东西,她赶紧冲过去说临时停的,马上就走。然后小声嘀咕怎么这么晚了还查?他也不愿意查啊!同事说:都这个点了还没吃饭;"还没吃?

那我请你啊!

"现在。

"交警看了看她,有点脸红的说:"还是我请你吧?他们已经准备见父。

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